Wholf's are red Podcast

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When making this podcast I obviously wanted to make it radio friendly , but really how many jobs really allow you to play your own mix? If they do it's usually not around the general public. so fuck radio editing. This mix is more for the ride,breaks,lunch and people who can wear Ipods while working.

Tips from the Wholf

1.Stop looking at the clock. The more you look at the clock, the slower the work day will seem to crawl by. If you work in front of a computer,disable the clock or put a post-it note over the clock so that you can't see the time. Put your wristwatch upside down like your a hunk from an 80's movie.

2.Start texting, having a wack day? text some friends, send random messages, see who feeds you back and just start bouncing shit around for a laugh. if you have blackberry messenger, taking a sneak pic of a co worker and explaining an annoying thing they always do then, shipping your buddy the pic will eat up at least 20 mins. If you have a computer you work on, your not aloud to say your having a bad day at work , or your bored! INTERWEBZ! seriously geek out! here are some appropriate time killing machines, to view on your machine, you machine!

www.fmylife.com-To help remind you that shit could be worse then your j-o-b.

www.vbs.tv -Get culture shocked

www.dizzler.com -Listen to music, streamed , find new songs, or even find more reasons to hate radio.

www.textsfromlastnight.com - Get those lol's! its faster then whiskey!

www.ovguide.com -If you literally dont give a fuck, watch a movie. hell watch a series!, this site will get you anything you need. not porn tho.cause thats NSFW(google expression if your not fully nerdified yet)

www.cracked.com - I love reading lists of funny things. i love when they are informative, quirky and still relevant to my life. (say this 20 times in your head while staring at my webpage)

*A great way to kill time, and really get your nerd on is to get involved in forums. Got a hobby? no frisbee doesn't count. why? cause its retarded , remember hacky sacks? exactly ....anyways, whatever your hobby is there is a forum where you can post and reply to threads others have created with relevant topics involving your hobby.

This is a great way to see all the new dumb things going on at the moment, and learn a bunch of lingo your friends won't understand, thus making you more powerful in your nerd status!

Another thing that will generally make your overall work life easier, is DON'T be the annoying co worker. how do you know if your one? besides the fact that you eat your lunch alone in the bathroom toilet stall? here's a few things to avoid:

*DON'T decorate your "space" with your children's artwork/pictures. Everything reminds you of a story about your kids. and guess what you can't wait to tell me.Your ears also are unable to seperate a "pity laugh" from a "this is good convo" laugh. Guess what everyone has kids. Guess what else? none of them are special enough to bore your co workers with.

*Annoying ringtones-Dont be a top 40 ringtone moron, with your phone on loud. Wow, I haven't heard lady gaga for 18 minutes, good thing your friend Cynthia loves to call you so much!

*DON'T talk about the weather,or super obvious news topics(michael jackson died) People like to hear "real stories", meaning they have substance and value, they may also be a bit personal,like a story of how you ended up in the drunk tank or how you used to steal car stereos for spare weed money.

*You routinely eat odiferous lunches at your desk or break room. If your gonna pack all these "exotic" dishes for work to microwave, seriously dont eat them in your small 15x15 foot coffee break room, we all dont need to smell how much you love your garlic-sausage sub with double jalapeño relish.

on a side note, Ok,what happens if one day you forgot your lunch or debit card/wallet at home right? oh fuck how are you going to get lunch or worse yet get cigarettes! (oh noes!) Time to get ghetto, or starve!

1. Need a dollar or so?? walk into Walmart tell them that the pop machine ate your money. boom insta-Mcdonald's dollar menu.

2.Roll up to a local fast food joint, ask for manager, bitch about how you ordered a #6 with an extra burger and extra fry, and how they totally forgot your extras, and no you don't know where reciept, tell them to look on the till receipt (they never will) complain how you only got 20 mins left on your lunch break ect and so on. basically try to look stressed out.

3. Want free coffee, ice cap,or whatever faggy drink you are addicted to? walk into busy(for stealthing reasons) restaurant, and find empty container, of fav beverage, wash it out in restaurant sink. replace with new straw, go up to counter give sob ass story about how you just dropped it outside, or your child spilled it all over the car, "Could i please just get a refill? and some napkins for my car?" BOOM! free bevvy.

4.Borrowing smokes is the illest!(especially if you dont smoke!!), better yet, putting a peace sign in the air at random co workers, then saying "Deuce" will not only get you some radical stares, it will also get People making fun of you behind your back. so keep doing it, and do it consistently and always without remorse. So in this way YOU are laughing at them by doing it and thinking on a 3rd level making them the joke. Always be one step ahead of your enemies, i mean co workers....WOTEVA!

If all else fails, just steal random items from your co workers lunches in the fridge, assembling your own super power lunch...............oh you got fired? Well thats ok, now you have more time to work on your beard growing skills, bill avoidance strategies and child starvation tactics.

I'm thinking that this will be a constant update of tips till next podcast,so check back every so often...

Tracklisting

I Feel Good-Jay Electronica

Powerman-The Kinks

Uptown-Primal Scream

Lein On Your Dreams-B.R.M.C

The Ruler's Back-Jay Z *kevinnottingham.com remix contest winner

Compromis-Shad

Cold-Hearted-Blu & Exile

Lord, Let us Shine!-Pink Mountaintops

I Like IT-The Emotions

You Can't Stop Me Now-RZA

Crosshairs-Danger Doom

Same Old Thing-Black Keys

FeedBack In The Field-Plants And Animals

Hypnotized-Cunninglynguists

Faheem-Brother Ali

 Everybody's gotta do dishes right? If you got a dishwasher , this isn't for you, so go watch "grey's anatomy". Anyways, this is a mix to for you to get your dishes on with! and if you finish dishes and the mix is still playing, Then mop dem floors son!

Tips from the Wholf.

1.Sort dem shits out. just like when you break open a piggy bank cause you need a case of lucky's beer. dont embarrass yourself with a mix of change at the beer store. keep it sorted! Don't throw any sharp objects into that soapy water! You like swimming with sharks, too?

2.When you first start running the water, you want it HOTT!, you need to break down all residue and get dishes ready for the washing of they lives! You can use rubber gloves, but thats only if your a bitch, and you like squeeky sounds all throughout my mixtape.

  3.Wash all your glasses first yo!, the water is so fresh and clean like an old outkast song. NO!, you don't gotta dry ya glasses, place a towel on counter and put them shits right out the hot water onto the towel, thus no streaks, spots or effort, and its all about being effortless, just ask the indie kids.

4.Next all plates.... then you put in your greasy pans that you used to make  bacon burgers in. let them soak for 5 minnows. If you have any leftover shit on ya dishes like pizza pop residue, you might wanna grab a metal spatula or "flipper" and scrape dems shits! then attack em!

5. wash all cutlery by hand, so you dont cutlery your hands.

6. I recommend also buy a dish brush, using handclothes I feel is pretty gross, and since my hands are built for love making I like to keep em outta all the grime! Along with the brush you need to pick a dish soap, if you cheap(on a fixed budget of russian prince vodka and chef boyardee), then you can get a no name bottle thats "lemon" scented. When I do dishes I like to be as relaxed as possible, hence my mixtape..So you should get a type of fluid with a radical smell! Go the the supermarket and test out a few liquids, by squeezing the scented air from the nozzle into your face. If a store employee asks you what your doing? just say "Wait, this isn't glue?!?!!?"

Viewer's/Listener's

 My goal is to make "day to day" influenced mixtapes. I will put one out every so often with a repetitive day to day task as the title. Thus, the music itself will be a soundtrack for that task. Then I will offer tips to get it done in the quickest of fashion. *audio edit by Cole Hogan -Todd